I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

Big news. Lots of life changes. Big sales coming up


Hey guys. So recently I broke up with my boyfriend and am now figuring out where to go from here. I would ideally like to be out of here a month from now? Going to have sales on ELM, coupons for clipvia, package deals you can buy and more. Anything helps because I really need to save and get my own place!!

$20 giftrocket sent to gets you my Kik, Skype and any 5 videos, or mailed baked goods or a 6 minute custom video!! Please reblog, thank you!

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